Just a question.

I do it about 70-80% of the time but how can you wash it if it is that big?

 

Most people (at least here in the u.s.) wash their hands after using the bathroom. I don't know a single person in my college who doesn't.

 

I like to wipe mine on innocent bystanders

 

Liar...

I know a few people who wanna shake hands with you the minute they walk outta the men's room. :tape2:

I often use car windshield reservoir water :/ when Im driving on a highway w/o water

 

Nearly all the time i wash my hands if i use public toilets, i can be a tad lazy if i'm doing it at home and i've never done a piss on a motorway, i just hold it.

Can i just ask, when you pee, do you guys pee in the middle of the toilet (at home) or to the side of the toilet so it makes less noise, especially when you go to someone else house and they are walking around outside the bathroom

 

OMG... LMAOOOO even at my home when everyone else is sleeping or when Im at someone's place I pee as silently as I can 8)
even if I have to pee on the sides of the commode.


Talk about using the lavatory to poop at someone else's house when you are suffering from diarrhea

 

I piss straight down the middle so it sounds like i have a massive donkey penis

lol'd at that first gif...you know that had to have left a horribly sore chocolate starfish

Anyone else put some toilet paper down the toilet first when they have to do a quiet stealth shit? Dont you just love were this thread has gone....

 

I used to put it down, not for stealth shit but because i didn't like it when the shit would make a splash. How many times has it happened to you lot when the toilet paper tore whilst cleaning the bum :tsk:

 

I always pee at the side of the toilet... Making noise is kinda embarrassing for me. Also, yeah, I always put down toilet paper cause I'm always afraid of the water entering my ass (it happened when I was young lol). In public toilets, I cover the toilet seat with paper towels before sitting on it.

 

Yeah it sucks when the water splashes to the ass. I try not to use public toilets for taking a dump because the public toilets usually stink, sometimes people don't flush and you see someones dark yellow piss which makes you want to puke and sometimes people end up leaving piss spots on the toilet seat and i don't wana touch someone elses piss even with a tissue paper so i just use the urinal.

 

to take a shit? Personally id never shit in a public toilet unless i absolutely HAD to, pubs/clubs are the worst....if you ever find yourself needing a shit badly while at a club your fucked you may as well just go home or shit your pants or better yet...go into a stall, ignore the shit/piss splattered toilet and just take a dump right on the floor. Ive seen some traumatizing things in club toilets, things you cant unsee.

 

Sounds scary...

 

Haven't you heard about Hover Mode?
My GF used to do that a lot, in all the public toilets.


Oh & by the way Indians were thinking a step ahead about this so they developed Indian style Lavatory. Now no water splashes back on the ass, it puts pressure on the accurate spots that allows a fish like smooth passage, no need to worry about shit stains or pee stains on the toilet seats (no toilet seat here ), option of washing with hand or using toilet paper
RAWR.....

 

What happened to this thread :okmeme:

 

Leave me alone erik

 

So how many of you are taking a shower and then realize you need to pee but instead of getting out of the shower to pee in the toilet, you do it in the shower

 

Everyone must have at some point. I have when I was a child.

 

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ockon:

 

Leave your shit home