(VI) Bot Da Farm [BDF] | Lvl 0 only

Applications are open for a new guild designed to farm doodads and shiny stuff on VI servers. Don't apply unless you your planning on putting some serious time into this biotch. We plan to be the biggest and baddest guild of them all by accusing every other guild of cheating and getting them all banned.

Requirements:

1. Have to had sex. No pent up, blue balled mama's boys here.
2. Must have testicles, or at least play like you have them.
3. Must be a donor cuz we know you are a friendly-fire bitch and half.
4. Must be willing to go through long stretches of server down time while getting ur arse handed to you on a high ping EU server (not that I'm bitter).

That's pretty much it. Apply if you want, what do I give a shit?!

-Bonekeep (formerly Bonekeep on steam forums)


Member List

|MG| Bonekeep [BDF] - Supreme Leader
Crotchfire [BDF] - Underling
Vulcan [BDF] - Higher Ranking Underling
Arg [BDF] - Foreign Underling*
Dead Already? [BDF] - ?? Mystery Ranking**
|MG| Cocaine [BDF] - Henchman Underling***
|MG| Popshotz [BDF] - OverUnderling
|MG| Evil Paul [BDF] - Vegemite Underling


*higher than Underling ranking but below Higher Ranking Underling
**could be anywhere from a heartbeat away from Supreme Leader to just above Guild Mascot
***BDF's muscle... slightly less Higher than Higher Ranking Underling




EDIT BY POPSHOTZ: Closed as this doesn't appear to be bonekeep.

EDIT BY DAVZEE: it was pretty funny though

EDIT BY CHORALATION: This sounds like Bonekeep for sure. Idk what you are talking about Popshotz.

EDIT BY BONEKEEP: It is me. Had to reset my password. Assuming Popshotz or some other root locked me out thinking my acct got hacked?

EDIT BY POPSHOTZ: We had a discussion, and some hacking has been going on recently - just wanted to take cautions.

 

I reopened it. I posted this before I went to bed. Woke up and found myself locked out of my account, but to whomever locked me out thinking my acct got hacked I was able to reset and all is good. Can someone confirm that they locked me out so I can feel comfortable about putting my password back to what it was?

 

Yes! Can I join?

 

When you get to Lvl 0.

 

I'm lvl 0 on VI. :hand:

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Wait, what? When did that happen? Lol.

 

Count me in!

 

Crotchfire and Vulcan, I am currently reviewing you applications and will get back to you soon.

Ok, looks like you both have a pulse, you're in! Congratulations on having the huge hairy balls to join us, but don't embarrass me or I will ban you.

 

Yo soy de nivel 0 en la VI y estoy muy noob. :yo: :yo: :yo: :yo:.. but que me pueda unir?

 

You got to Lvl 0 faster than anyone I know Arg! You are definitely in, thanks in part to our global recruitment quota... we are very open to non-threatening foreigners.

 

Is that allowed to being in 2 guilds ?
Cause my balls are hairy too......and thats not all whats hairy...

 

Oh damn, I don't meet #1

 

We'll save you a slot for after you "getcha sum"

 

*) *) *)

 

This is a VI Guild, not a sissy PR one. Of course you can join!

 

Lol, thanks, but i think it dont work with 2 guilds....who get the points ?

 

No points with us... we farm for trinkets, and sparkly crap, and small household appliances.

 

Hai guise!!!

I can Join?!?!? O-)

 

You're a breeder and you got boobies, so you meet the first requirement on the list and really that's the only one I have the energy to bother to review. Pretty much this will be a guild of sluts and man whores.

Anyways, you're in... congratulations. No crying.

 

Well, so add me then..... 8)