Shooting Zombies in Vegas

Sounds like lots of fun

 

If that was a real zombie with the bullseye being the head i rekon the best you'd of done is shot off its right ear then possibly the 3 guys standing to the right behind the zombie lol seriously marvel no wonder your aims so bad in l4d haha nah i joke its pretty good the recoil on those things is insane

Glad to see your having a good time in Vegas

 

Should have bought No recoil and aimbot hack

 

Sweet! I'll have to check that place out next I'm in Vegas.

 

How awesome is that? For some reason I thought you East Indian like Legend. Come on now we need stories about American hookers.

 

Yeah, who cares zombies....where are the chicks ??

 

That shooting range in Vegas is great. They have some fun and exotic guns to shoot. You can't leave without trying the Desert Eagle!

 

I have a Vegas hooker story.

 

Oh dear, common then lets hear it..

 

Marvel is Vince Vaughn with a cooler hair.

 

Woaw you look like this haha, I had no idea what you looked like before I read this post.

 

I will tell the story soon but it is a lengthy one and it needs censoring even though no sex was involved.

 

About 3 years ago an old highschool friend David was having his annual business convention in Vegas and he flew me out there for 3 days and put me up in a hotel and gave me some spending cash $50 and told me to gamble. I have never gambled in my whole life because I know of my addictive tendencies. I went to the roulette wheel and betting only on black or red was quickly up $800. A man in a suit showed up to hover to see how I was cheating. People were cheering and one lady said "he knows what color it's going to be." So I put $300 down on black, my biggest bet. He spun the wheel and when the marble fell an amazing thing happened. The marble flew all over the place jumping out of slots as if being repelled by a magnet, rolling across the little divider between numbers with amazing agility and speed, then all the sudden it went zing across the whole wheel and stuck like glue to 00 green. Everyones jaw dropped. Can you say powerful electromagnet? It was so blatant. Everyone left that table.

From the start Dave made a big deal about the steak dinner he wanted us to all have and said it will cost us all $100 each and I had the money to pay.

So I go to see Dave at his hotel New Yorker where we went to the pool. There were 5 of us, Dave, Patrick (another highschool friend), me and two of Dave's co-workers. We were lounging by the pool drinking beers and mixed drinks and I notice this woman walk by with a tattoo that covered her whole back, it was an asian theme of an giant octopus grabbing a woman and performing cunninglis.
I did not find her attractive, petite, thin, short curly blonde. I got back from taking a leak and Dave was in the pool talking to her. I jumped in to get in the conversation and it starts to get a little weird. She said her name was Sally which I found a little odd, she told us she worked for The United Nations and had been living in Vietnam but now lives in Washington DC. At one point she made the comment "That's funny, everyone thinks I'm from Ukraine." I thought that an unusual thing to say. She also said her boyfriend was passed out drunk so she left him and she was free to hang out with us. So Dave invites her to go to a strip club and dinner with us and she agrees. We go to the jacuzzi where there is a hooker who said nothing but her body language said everything and she was hot. Then her supposed boyfriend (suspected pimp) a russian shows up and gives her a wallet saying you left this and walked away. Dave then invites her up to the room to smoke a little whacky tobaccy so we all go. On the way up the elevator she says "this is so strange I never go to guys rooms like this" and I'm thinking ya right. So Dave, Patrick and I are in the room and the other two guys show up and are passing around the pipe. This is where things get really weird. I took one puff and all the sudden I saw things very clearly and when I looked at her she did not even remotely resemble the person at the pool and her appearance kept mutating and I think she could tell I could see. I am thinking she is a hooker and thinks this is going to be a gangbang and I wanted no part in it but Dave and the others are totally oblivious and think she is just sweet Sally from DC. Then Dave says, "So guys are you ready for some steak? it's gonna be $100 each" and she starts going, ya steak, ya steak. He was really talking about steak but she thought she was the steak. Nobody else had a clue as to what was actually going on, total oblivion and she was still shape shifting and saying "So, what do you guys want to do, I am open for anything, I mean anything goes, lets all just do it." Still no one was catching on that she was a hooker. It then hit me that she was a likely victim of human trafficing from Ukraine where they are smuggled into the US via Vietnam is very common. She also passed around her drivers license and the picture looked like the cover of Vogue magazine. Nobodys drivers licence picture looks that good, an obvious forgery. I was getting really nervous and wanted to get our before anyone dropped their pants but somehow she was persuaded to leave and get ready for the strip club, I could tell she was totally bewildered and I was releived when she never came back.

When I told Dave what had happened he got very angry but later laughed about it.

Now before you all go and just write me off as being stoned start with this video and explore others and pay particular attention to the noses and forheads where the nose meets the forhead is always flat and the bridge of the nose is flat and often has sharp angular edges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLuNiY34XME&feature=related

 

:jaw:

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

Typical...happens to me all the time

/endsarcasm