Troll Tank

It would be so funny to have a co-op tank that bith-slaps survivors. It can only be spawned by admins or if someone picks up a rare troll toaster. The tank only targets the player who picked up the troll toaster until that player gets incapped or dies.

Health: 30, 000
Regen rate: 100 health/second
Speed: 2.5% slower than a para
Colour: Pink
Immune to melee damage

Special abilities:
- Tank's melee bith-slaps survivors, bitch-slap strength 5% more powerful than a max boomer's bitch-slap skill.
- Randomly sucks closeby survivors to the tank, then does a 360 degree bitch-slap.
- If get hit by a rock, the survivor takes 100 damage (300 damage if the rock explodes) and is pushed backwards 10m.
- If the tank hits an incapped survivor, the survivor takes 300 damage and is launched into the air (like an earthquake but only affects the incapped survivor).
- When the troll tank has 5000 health left or less, it may call a para tank for help.

Reward for killing the tank:
2000 EXP points, $1000 cash.

 

Sounds like a troll indeed. Although, it is not yet possible to change the AI, unless a method to detour virtual action functions are implemented. The bitchslap portion would be simple.

 

Make it more troll by reducing the players gravity to 0.1 then switch it to 5 when they're airborne lolol - insta-death bitch slap

 

I like that idea

 

Lol, a tank in honour of the banned trolls here.

 

just put the tank on godmode and there u go troll. but i do like the bitch slap tank idea