(VI) Bot Da Farm [BDF] | Lvl 0 only

You're in. With all that hair you sound quite virile so I've made you Henchman Underling... go tear every other guild a new one!

 

Is wearing the tag optional? Because I have enough gay crap hanging off my name already.

Also, before I consider applying, do you have magical glowing George Foreman grills? Because they have a great taste without the fat.

 

I know the feeling, lol. Where is my reserved slot? D:

 

I'll join, why not

 

You don't have to wear the tag, YOU WANT TO WEAR THE TAG!

I've found a Dyson George Foreman that cooks without having actual grills attached... how they do that?

 

Root = Ownage.

I shall make you OverUnderling. Congrats! Don't get hacked.

 

Oooo, Dyson - expensive but worth it.

I'm in.

Can I be the Down Under Underling?

 

No. You're in but you'll have to settle for Vegemite Underling. Sorry.

 

Do you guys (like cocaine and evilpaul) even play on VI servers?

 

You don't have to play. You just have to farm, move in packs, and look ferocious.

 

And getting laid is required to do that? lol

 

Getting laid is required to ensure that you're not gonna become like one of those steam forum douches :der:

 

If some freak has sex with those sex dolls, will that be considered as he did get laid?

 

I will consider your sex doll experience and get back to you on your application.

 

lol no, i'm not applying for the application. I don't play any other mod beside PR.

 

can i join?

 

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

I want in and here is my application:

1. Have to had sex. No pent up, blue balled mama's boys here.

Well, yes, I meet the first part but....hmmmm....definately not a mama's boy but I can whine with the best of them. I mean the Guild wouldn't be the great if you didn't have someone constantly saying "What the....?" and "God Bless It! One Freakin common infected in my way!" And about the blue balls.....ummm....more like a indigo. Is that ok?

2. Must have testicles, or at least play like you have them.

Checking.....still checking....still checking....hold on....just a little longer....almost there....brb....afk. Ok, got em. Hmmmm...no longer indigo.

3. Must be a donor cuz we know you are a friendly-fire bitch and half.

That's me...Mr. Bonor. And it's a good thing too because without it I would accidentally endcap my entire team every round.

4. Must be willing to go through long stretches of server down time while getting ur arse handed to you on a high ping EU server (not that I'm bitter).

Don't get me started!!!! Oh no you didnt!!!

Well that's my application...let me know if I'm in. Can I be the Ding-a? That way I would be the Ding-a-ling!