Im bored so I started a jokes-topic, Ill start off: 2 guys decide to go on a fishing trip but the third one says, sorry I can't go, my wive wont allow it. So the 2 guys decide to go without him. When they arrive at the lake they spot the third guy already fishing, they go like, wtf? So they ask him, how did you get up here? The third guy says, well, I came home from work, my wive was naked and she asked me to join her in the bedroom. when we got there, she asked me to handcuff her to the bed, and said, now you can do anthing you want! so now Im here!