Just a question.

What if you have diarrhea and you go to a club or any public washroom in a hurry but discover that their is no tissue to wipe your ass, do you:

A) Pick up a dirty tissue paper from the floor which someone threw or used to clean the toilet seat
B) Pull your pants up and go out (You peeked and no one is outside in the toilet) to the next toilet to see if there is spare tissue in that and then wipe your ass

 

C) use your own underwear or if you have best friend use theirs (thats how you know its your BEST friend) heh

 

Oh my!

 

My childhood is gone |

 

This thread is way out of context.. But I'll guess that Zsoka doesn't mind

And that's why I don't like to take a dump while I'm on public bathrooms... Sometimes you can see the entire "The Hunt for Red October" on those toilets... So even if I'm on the wortst diarrhea case I'll try to hold it until I get home. For the record I don't even think about going out if I'm feeling that bad (it's your fault if you go out with diarrhea)

Well that's my nonsense post quota for the month. Hope you enjoyed.

 

But what if you didn't feel anything when you left home or what if you get a tummy bug?

So how many of you guys go to a public washroom or someone else house for a piss and see the toilet seat down but instead of picking it up with your hands, you decide to use your feet?

 

Lol, that a special case... But if that happens, I'll try to apply the spider style if I use a public bathroom... BTW I always carry on my car (concealed) one roll of toilet paper for emergencies like this.

About the toilet seat... I would use my feet of course.

 

Yes I always use my feet to pick up shit pissed toilet seats.

There was this one time where some dick had diarrhea and shit all over the toilet (public bathroom where u can lock the door-- one man use), and he didn't clean up after his mess properly since he was prob disgusted with his own shit. I REALLY had to crap, so I just crapped on the floor next to the toilet.

Just kidding. Horror stories

 

http://www.citizen-citizen.com/collections/all/products/gold-pills

if everyone took this pill maybe the bathrooms be more shiny

 

This is interesting.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/unthinkable-having-a-sit-down

 

Being European, I can say that no, we do not wash our wangers after peeing. I don't know anyone who does. Occasionally at the pub or club you find yourself peeing next to many men and not a single guy flops his dangles his dangly in the sink after urinating.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-G4HATiC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgjSbUyIHw

I couldn't resist!!